when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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