You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ttyl tear gas
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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