It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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