So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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