What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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