If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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