I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
