Just fell off a train. Bad.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I will pee on everything he values.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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