you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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