so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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