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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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