Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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