just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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