3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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