Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Holy shit dude........stairs
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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