Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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