fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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