I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
