Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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