Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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