I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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