marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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