They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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