Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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