can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
