Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
id be glad to
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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