My nipple is on Facebook.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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