i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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