Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Randomize
