there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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