My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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