Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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