Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I touched a dick in church today
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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