Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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