I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wear drunk well.
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