East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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