Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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