Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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