I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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