No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Text me some of your sweat
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