I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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