Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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