nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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