He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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