Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Semen is not good for contacts.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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