My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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