what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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