That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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