ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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