can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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