I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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