She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize