Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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