I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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