Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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