I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Please don't give away my fajitas
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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